Thought for Today:
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Quotes for the Year:
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

There is no distinctly native American criminal class... save Congress.
-Mark Twain

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government
and report the facts.
-Will Rogers

Frodo, Bilbo, and Mandy

When you believe there is no love in the world, just gaze into the eyes
of the cat in your lap or the dog on your hearth. -Welsh Poem

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
wierd religious cult. -Rita Rudner

Democrats of Yesteryear: 'Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and success of freedom.'   -Pres John F. Kennedy, 1961