THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Socialism only works in two places:
Heaven where they don't need it,
and hell where they already have it.
-Ronald Reagan
Quotes for the Year:
What this country needs are more unemployed
politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)
There is no distinctly native American criminal
class... save Congress.
-Mark Twain
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government
and
report the facts. -Will Rogers

When you believe there is no love in the world, just gaze into the eyes of the cat in your lap or the dog on your hearth. -Welsh Poem

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
wierd religious cult. -Rita Rudner