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WHAT A DIFFERENCE A FEW YEARS MAKE
1970: Long Hair
TODAY: Longing for hair
1970: The perfect high
TODAY: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1970: KEG
TODAY: EKG
1970: Acid Rock
TODAY: Acid Reflux
1970: Moving to California because it's cool
TODAY: Moving to California because it's warm
1970: Growing pot
TODAY: Growing pot belly
1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
TODAY: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children
1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
TODAY: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
1970: Seeds and stems
TODAY: Roughage
1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel
TODAY: Our president's struggle with fidelity
1970: Paar
TODAY: AARP
1970: Killer weed
TODAY: Weed killer
1970: Hoping for a BMW
TODAY: Hoping for a BM
1970: The Grateful Dead
TODAY: Dr. Kevorkian
1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
TODAY: Getting a new hip joint
1970: Rolling Stones
TODAY: Kidney stones
1970: Being called into the principal's office
TODAY: Calling the principal's office
1970: Peace sign
TODAY: Mercedes logo
1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
TODAY: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1970: Take acid
TODAY: Take antacid
1970: Passing the driver's test
TODAY: Passing the vision test
1970: "Whatever"
TODAY: "Depends"
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