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MORE DOG WISDOM
A burgular was in a strangers house stealing everything
he could get his hands on. As he undid the stereo equipment and put it
into his bag, a voice says.
"JESUS" is watching you!
The burgular stops what he is doing and stands still looking around. After a few moments
he continues to load up his bag, and as he was putting the CD player
into the bag, a voice once again says,
"JESUS" is watching you!
The burgular takes his flashlight and searches the room. Over in the corner
is a parrot sitting in a cage.
The burgular says to the parrot, "Was
that you talking?"
And the parrot replies, "Yes!" The burgular relaxes,
and laughs at himself.
"What is your name?", he asks the parrot
"Moses"
was the parrots reply. The burgular started laughing out loud.
"Who
would be stupid enough to name a parrot Moses?"
And the parrot replied,
"The
same folks stupid enough to name their Doberman, "Jesus"
"Hydrant"
Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks back across the street.
The other dog says, "What was that about?"
The dog first dog says, "Oh, I was just checking my messages."
"Smart Dog"
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog," the man commented. "Not so smart," said one of the players. "Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
"A Dog at The Movie"
A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that unusual??"
"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ...because he hated the book!"
-Unattributed
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