NEW U.S. STATE SLOGANS


Alabama:   Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska:   11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong

Arizona:   But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas:   Literacy Ain't Everything

California:   By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado:   If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:   Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It... Yet

Delaware:   We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida:   Welcome! Now Go Home.

Georgia:   We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:   Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:   More Than Just Potatoes.. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good

Illinois:   Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana:   2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:   We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:   First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:   Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:   We're Not ALL Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:   We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:   If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts:   Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:   First Line of Defense from the Canadians

Minnesota:   10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:   Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:   Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana:   Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:   Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:   Cassinos and Poker

New Hampshire:   Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:   You Want A Motto? I Got Yer Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:   Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:   You Have The Right To Remain Silent, The Right To An Attorney ...

North Carolina:   Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota:   We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio:   At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma:   Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon:   Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:   Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:   We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:   Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:   Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:   The Educashun State

Texas:   Si, Hablo Ingles

Utah:   Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:   Yep

Virginia:   Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:   Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackards!

Washington, D.C.:   Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:   One Big Happy Family ... Really!

Wisconsin:   Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming:   We'll Give You A Home...

-Unattributed